Episode #360 (Originally aired 8/14/15)
Real Time with Bill Maher
HBO Podcasts
4.1 • 15.8K Ratings
🗓️ 17 August 2015
⏱️ 57 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late month series real time with Bill Maugh. |
| 0:07.0 | Good afternoon. Good afternoon. I know I will be real time. |
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| 0:44.0 | thank you, okay, okay. Okay. Oh, okay. Okay, okay. Thank you. Oh, yeah. Please, yeah, he thought so much well. Wow You must be out of towners. Is that what it is? |
| 0:59.9 | If you're maddened a please help yourself to some fire, we you know |
| 1:05.4 | We got plenty you go to Vermont. You get maple syrup you come here take home a little fire |
| 1:11.8 | no, we're always |
| 1:13.4 | Whether conscious here in California they said today this is a big news out here El Nino is coming and they say it might end our four-year drought of course |
| 1:25.1 | Of course |
| 1:27.2 | Jaded Californians went a great rain |
| 1:35.2 | We are begging El Nino to hit us that is what it has come to we are praying |
| 1:40.3 | For one weather disaster to save us from the other weather disaster |
| 1:45.4 | And we needed I mean as if we don't have enough problems, you know |
| 1:48.6 | We get some of our water that little that's left from the Colorado River and the EPA |
| 1:52.8 | Did you see this this week spilled the EPA who's supposed to prevent this spilled three million gallons of acid mines Ludge |
| 2:01.8 | Into the river turn the river yellow and toxic it's a huge screw up |
| 2:05.8 | But Donald Trump said it gave him a great idea how to keep Mexicans from crossing the Rio Grande |
| 2:18.9 | I mean, when are we gonna start cherishing this planet a little bit did you see the explosions in China? |
| 2:25.6 | Yesterday two massive explosions and a giant hazardous chemical warehouse and it's it's of course very sad because those hazardous chemicals |
| 2:34.6 | Were destined to come here and make your kids toys shinier |
| 2:40.9 | And your Doritos tastes great so that's |
| 2:45.8 | But they said the explosive happened at night was so big it made the night sky look like day |
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