Bonus Bill (Originally aired 8/7/15)
Real Time with Bill Maher
HBO Podcasts
4.1 • 15.8K Ratings
🗓️ 10 August 2015
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Now it's time for real time 2.0. |
| 0:02.0 | Your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue jokes America didn't |
| 0:13.0 | hear. |
| 0:31.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, please. |
| 0:33.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:36.0 | What a proud. |
| 0:37.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:38.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:39.0 | Please. |
| 0:40.0 | Good night, good. |
| 0:42.0 | Well, I know why I think you're excited today because the long wait is over. |
| 0:50.0 | It's been a while since the last election, but finally, once again, we can hear Republicans screaming at each other about |
| 0:56.0 | Mexicans and vaginas. |
| 0:58.0 | It's exciting, isn't it? |
| 1:02.0 | Two debates. |
| 1:03.0 | You can spend your whole day today just listening to people bitch to each other about Obama and Planned |
| 1:10.0 | Harenhood or you could tailgate it and ask our race. |
| 1:13.0 | Either one would. |
| 1:16.0 | And the debate, the big one, I guess both of them are being held in Cleveland, which is very appropriate because like the Republican party, |
| 1:22.0 | it's best days were in the 50s. |
| 1:24.0 | And it's been less and less appealing since. |
| 1:28.0 | I kidn't Cleveland, but it's true. |
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