Now it's time for real time 2.0.

Your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue jokes America didn't

hear.

Well I think I know why the liberals are happy.

Bernie Sanders on fire.

Drawing huge crowd like 28,000 in Oregon.

He was here in Los Angeles.

He brought traffic on the 110 to a standstill.

Letting in a tennis shoe in the right lane brings traffic on the one hand to a standstill.

He is leaving Hillary now.

The polls in New Hampshire, pollsters of course say it is too early to tell and Hillary says

it's he has a very unfair advantage and that people actually like it.

So that's unfair.

Now all the experts, if you believe that, they say the numbers for Sanders and Donald

Trump won't last because it's too early voters and not really thinking about electability.

This is like the early stage of the relationship when it's all about sex.

I love him but he can't win.

It's kind of the political version of he gives me orgasms but he doesn't have a job.

When you think about it, Trump and Sanders as the leader, this is why stereotypes are

something you just throw out the window.

I mean, Trump and Sanders, one of them is pushy and just loves, loves money and that's

not the Jew.

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