Episode 348: Armed with Seafood

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2024

⏱️ 131 minutes

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Summary

I guess if you think about it, a shrimp kind of looks like a “pew pew”? Isn’t that weird how nowadays we have to have these weird euphemisms for stuff we all talk about all the time cause it’s in the world and that’s the way it is? And we intentionally sound dumber and less comprehensible, trying to outsmart a computer? It’s just odd, I think. And the crazy thing, it’s not even because of woke! It’s because of ads and computer. A combination that we will love for many years to come. On this episode of YKS, it could honestly be anything. It could be about, a, fuckin, water-skiing squirrel. Can you imagine? That would be ridiculous.

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and
0:09.6	Che, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up
0:14.4	so somehow here's another six peck of this type of junk yeah that's right we're still
0:18.5	doing these kickstarter sucks yeah that's right we're still doing these. We're still doing these. Truck control.
0:23.0	Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up.
0:26.0	Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:29.0	Hey boys. I was driving to work and I was thinking every day someone in the world does something that more than anyone else like they take the biggest
0:45.7	shit or they like shoot the biggest load or take the longest piss or whatever.
0:55.0	So this is a question for you, JF and Mike Mike and Dan, what do you think you're the most likely to have achieved?
1:11.8	You know, personally, I think like maybe the biggest shit for me but I really don't know
1:22.1	Anyway I just was curious about that, what you're maybe particularly proud of and yeah, just curious.
1:32.0	Anyway, love you boys. See ya.
1:35.0	Hey everybody, welcome to YKS, I'm JF, and D.B.
1:40.0	Is right there. I'm looking at him.
1:42.0	I know for a fact he's there I can see him.
1:44.0	What's up? What's going on, big dog?
1:47.0	Back in the saddle.
1:48.0	Yep.
1:49.0	Back in the saddle again, J.F.
1:51.0	The YKS boys ride again. You believe that?
1:53.8	Hya!
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