Episode 347: Saying Hello to a Man on a Boat

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2024

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

I have cupcake tummy so I’m gonna make this quick. I want you to listen to the show, alright? And I want you to send an email to [email protected] that says how many times you wipe your butt. And that’s it! Don’t send anything else in there. Just the butt-wipe thing. I have to throw up a cupcake.

On this episode of the show we’ve got one of those things where the guys are trying to sell you the idea that they’re experts in something, but they’ve failed at doing the thing weirdly! Plus we’ve got some flags for rich guys, a little robot it would be fun to hate, and some fucking BLAST PIPES! Check it out!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and
0:09.6	Che, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up
0:14.4	so somehow here's another six peck of this type of junk yeah that's right we're still
0:18.5	doing these kickstarter sucks yeah that's right we're still doing these. We're still doing these. Drug Control.
0:23.0	Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up.
0:26.0	Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:30.0	Hi, first-time listener, Long-time longtime caller. I was just saying that I started listening to
0:37.0	YKS on like the first episode of 2023 and I'm just wondering when it gets good.
0:45.0	So if you could, you know, tell me where I should start listening to the show, that would be great.
0:51.0	Also, have you ever successfully a prank called a radio show or a podcast?
0:57.0	Anyway, love the show. Thanks.
1:01.0	Everybody, welcome to YKS.
1:04.0	I'm Jeff. I'm looking at DB right now.
1:06.0	He looks like he's suppressing a yawn.
1:08.0	I guess we're kind of tired over there.
1:10.0	What's up over what? What?
1:19.0	If you are waiting for the show to get good, you're going in the wrong direction. You've got to go backwards.
1:20.0	You have to go back.
1:22.0	It's not too far back. It's not too far back though, somewhere in the middle.
1:25.0	Watch it now, watch it now.
1:28.0	We're trying to make this year a year of good shows. This is the year of WightKS. This is when it gets good.
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