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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 349: My Girlfriend, The Computer

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2024

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Listen up, gang. It’s time to describe the episode. This is basically a way of telling you, the listener, what you might be in for when you download or stream this particular episode of the show. First things first: it starts out with the intro song by the one and only Howell Dawdy. From there [...] Anyway, then we end the show. Another instant classic! Hopefully you enjoyed this description and the podcast itself. Because if not, we’ll probably start freaking out and [...] it’ll be all your fault! Ha ha ha. Happy Easter, gang!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. 

YKS Premium - Farrarch has ended and Gaperil begins! Nah nah nah. No theme months for a little bit. So we’re talking classic YKS Premium - What The Funds, Missed the Cuts, YKScapades and more…all in video and all without the guilt of not watching the garbage movie we’re talking about for 2 hours! Only at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks! We are doing Gapetember though. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and

0:09.6

Che, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up

0:14.4

so somehow here's another six peck of this type of junk yeah that's right we're still

0:18.5

doing these kickstarter sucks yeah that's right we're still doing these. Such control.

0:23.0

Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up.

0:26.0

Yeah, that's right.

0:27.0

We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.

0:29.0

Hey Mike, hey JF, a couple months back a listener called in who was a facilities manager.

0:37.0

I'm a facilities director, no big deal.

0:40.0

I don't know if you know this, but there's a big national facilities conference in April at the

0:46.6

Nashville Gaylord. It's weird that you're not speaking since we all apparently love you so much.

0:52.1

I got Mike Rownstead and fuck that guy.

0:54.8

Anyway, love you guys. Shout up to Dan. Holtz got evil thing he does is great.

1:01.2

Hey everybody, welcome to YKS,. What is do you know that this is going to sound dumb? What is a gay lord?

1:10.0

What is a facility's manager? Do you know what it is?

1:17.0

Facilities manager? Not sure. That's somebody who has the keys possibly opens the doors for the facility.

1:25.0

That's a good gig.

1:26.0

Yeah, not bad.

1:28.0

Hey, we need a door to open, we need the door to open.

1:30.0

We need the door to open.

1:31.0

Yeah.

1:32.0

You walk in, got the keys. Jang on your big bucket key ring. I heard there was a door.

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