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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 346: 60 Percent Chips

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2024

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

Who won? Who was snubbed? Who got up to go to the bathroom and missed their big debut? I’m not sure, I didn’t watch it. But someone should write an explainer of it and tell me! Meanwhile, I’ll be rewatching the only Oscars preview that matters and thinking, “Yep, we really got it right.” Another thing we got really right? Today’s episode! Featuring some bad ideas to put in your mouth, ears, and on your head, we really run the gamut of poorly-conceived cranial accessories. Plus: what’s the perfect amount of chips to eat in a day? The answer may surprise you! And if not please see a doctor. New YKS!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. 

YKS Premium! Ding ding ding! Come and get it! It’s Farrarch all month long and we’ve had some great guests. And some bad movies. But those probably balance out (?) Our friends DeadBlossomJesse and Charlie McDonnell have been thus far kind enough to make an appearance. But there are more friends to come. Friends, movies, and more. That’s what makes YKS Premium “God’s gift to content”. Check it out

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0:00.0

Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and

0:09.6

Che, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up

0:14.4

so somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk yeah that's right we're still

0:18.5

doing these kickstarter sucks yeah that's right we're still doing these. Such control.

0:23.0

Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up.

0:26.0

Yeah, that's right.

0:27.0

We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.

0:29.0

Hey, what's up guys?

0:33.0

I'm just calling because I got off at an online therapy appointment and we were talking and I told her I play about three hours of video games every day, he's like, oh, that's good, because if you play four hours of video games every day, and it's actually considered an addiction.

0:56.3

So I just thought that would be something good for you to know.

1:07.0

Thanks, take care, Have a good one. Bye. Hey everybody, welcome to YKS. How many I've already forgotten what a number of hours?

1:11.0

I'm, first of all, I'm JF and hello DB. What are the number of hours? I'm, I'm JF and hello, D.B.

1:12.9

What are the number of hours that he said?

1:15.1

Four hours is an addiction.

1:18.0

That's not good.

1:19.1

What are you doing for four hours?

1:20.6

Well, I guess you're playing video games.

1:22.3

I guess playing games is sort of self-explanatory. I

1:25.4

Have you have you gone on to video gaming binge lately? I've been playing a little video gaming

1:31.8

gaming. Yeah, um, playing some red dead. I've been playing a little video gaming,

1:35.0

playing some Red Dead.

1:37.0

It's fun. Red Dead Redemption 2 for the uninitiated.

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