Episode 347 - Dick on Fat Censors
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2023
⏱️ 142 minutes
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Summary
Being swatted again, Roald Dahl is censored by freaks, I take a 17-hour trip to Los Angeles and back, the competency death-cross and the beginning of the Idiocracy, a trainwreck call in, and some complaints about paintings; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | Captain Insano, can I call in to shut up the retards? |
| 0:05.1 | I live 50 miles from Palestine and I drove over there. |
| 0:08.8 | Wow. |
| 0:10.1 | Wow. |
| 0:10.9 | Where that train wrecked. |
| 0:12.3 | Rectum. |
| 0:14.2 | Damn, they're derailedum. |
| 0:16.4 | No. |
| 0:17.5 | Damn it. |
| 0:18.3 | Let me get another take on that. |
| 0:19.8 | That train that wrecked and spilled toxic ooze all over everyone. |
| 0:24.3 | Did it? |
| 0:25.1 | Wait a minute. |
| 0:25.9 | How do you set up this joke? |
| 0:27.9 | Rectum. |
| 0:28.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:29.8 | I don't care about that. |
| 0:32.2 | No, it's, it's, we wrecked him. |
| 0:35.7 | Rectum. |
| 0:37.0 | It wrecked him. |
| 0:38.0 | That's the joke, right? |
| 0:39.1 | Is it wrecked him? |
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