Episode 346 - Dick on DAN

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2023

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

The Pedo Bowl, no more free samples at the ice cream store, my dad gets COVID, DAN breaks free of his computer prison and writes a gun poem, shooting space aliens, taxing our tips, Disney adults, guitar lessons for frontholes, and Vito wants a toupee; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Vito is going to get it to pay.
0:03.0	What?
0:03.8	Vito is going to, is down to get it to pay
0:06.6	for the biggest problem.
0:08.5	Like we're going to go to pay shopping
0:10.2	and buy him a, a to pay that he's going to wear in earnest.
0:15.8	Is Vito bald?
0:17.2	He's bald to shit.
0:18.4	Oh, wait a minute.
0:19.2	Yo, he's wearing hats to cover it up.
0:21.8	That's right.
0:22.7	So he's just going to wear a hat made out of hair.
0:24.6	That's right.
0:25.5	I realize that I remember Chinese ladies,
0:26.9	they're an Indian lady's hair, luscious hair.
0:29.0	Wow.
0:30.0	That sound cool.
0:31.3	He's going to, for the biggest problem,
0:32.8	what do you mean?
0:33.8	Like for, just for a, a regular show?
0:35.9	Like, we're going to have to suffer as a joke or not.
0:38.2	Like he brought in his idea?
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