Episode 343: YKS Double Impact
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2024
⏱️ 119 minutes
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Summary
Love is in the air! Or it was, anyway, a week or so ago. Because it was that famous day of hearts and candy, Valentine’s. But now we’re celebrating a different kind of love…not romantic love, but rather love for our wonderful presidents of past, present, and future. Which in many ways is even better than finding a partner to share your life and a big box of candy with. Because the presidents are always there, signing documents and so forth. And trust me, a lot of them guys will eat some chocolate with you too.
On today’s show, we don’t talk about that stuff at all because we had no idea what day it was. Instead, we got some idiot who wants to fix up a helicopter on my dime, a couple of pieces of crap to tell you what’s going on with your body like you didn’t already know, and a toilet for the UPS guy. Actually I’m joking about that last one but I think it’s a good idea. Those guys gotta whiz and crap!
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and |
| 0:09.6 | Che, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up. |
| 0:14.5 | So somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk. |
| 0:17.5 | Yeah, that's right. |
| 0:18.5 | We're still doing these. |
| 0:19.5 | The Kickstarter sucks, yeah that's right. |
| 0:21.0 | We're still doing these. Truck control. |
| 0:23.0 | Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up. |
| 0:26.0 | Yeah, that's right. |
| 0:27.0 | We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks. |
| 0:29.0 | Hello Dan. hello Mike, hey Jay F. I'm wondering, do you guys have anything that you really should know but you don't. |
| 0:43.0 | For example, I am almost 30 years old. |
| 0:47.0 | I don't know the order of the months and I can't read the analog clock. |
| 0:57.8 | I could do like, I could do some other things. |
| 1:00.4 | You know, you want me to fix something? Give you some zip ties and a hammer. I'll make it run. Ask me what 8 times 12 is. I will run away. |
| 1:12.0 | Anyways, love the show. |
| 1:14.0 | I feel like this question is much more for Mike than JF. |
| 1:18.0 | I feel like he's got kind of a savant thing going on. |
| 1:21.0 | Okay, bye. Hey everybody welcome to YKS I'm JF and across from me is sitting |
| 1:28.3 | the wonderful savant mr. Mike Hale what's going on with you mike was that is a slur I don't does that mean no don't come out of the gate that means |
| 1:35.8 | Don't accuse me of that right to start it's fucking it sets everything in it. What's you say? Huh? It's I think it is sort of a |
| 1:48.6 | backhanded compliment I guess to call someone that because you're |
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