Episode 342: Ass Pizza

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2024

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

Looks like once again Patrick Mahomes is the Super Bowl MVP! It would be kind of funny if I wrote this in advance of the announcement, and I was wrong, and Kansas City didn’t even win. And then you’re reading this like…what the hell! What are they doing over there! Can they do anything right? Haha. Oh yeah they can, they can make me hella laugh, and just vibe…I actually wrote it well after the game ended, though. Because I have an ego the size of a house and I can never be wrong. On today’s show we have a guy using alien technology to look stupid, some 3-D printed stuff that won’t fill the hole in your heart, and – finally – some anti-woke clothing! Big day. Big ep. I’m going to Disneyworld! Nah, nah, nah.

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and
0:09.6	Che, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up.
0:14.5	So somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk.
0:17.5	Yeah, that's right.
0:18.5	We're still doing these.
0:19.5	The Kickstarter sucks, yeah that's right.
0:21.0	We're still doing these. Not control. Yeah, Mike's right. We're still doing these. Such control.
0:23.0	Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up.
0:26.0	Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:29.0	Hey guys, uh, I'm just driving home and I'm going to the pod, I call it pod.
0:40.0	And what do I hear but Jesse described a Jurassic Park Super Nintendo game as
0:48.0	and I quote shovelware trash. I mean, I don't even know where to begin on this.
0:57.0	I mean, through the Park for Super Bowl, one of a kind game, there's no way to save, it doesn't explain anything to you. It's like it's like dark souls of its time
1:10.0	I don't know what darkSill it is, but anything but
1:16.0	troubleware trash. I mean if you want troubleware trash,
1:21.0	uh, looking, uh, in your email inbox because I'm also going to email you when I get home.
1:30.0	All right. Hey everybody, welcome to White House.
1:36.0	It's not shovelware trash, although Mike with the way today has gone, if this episode ended up in the trash can I don't think
1:46.1	any we couldn't be surprised by that I don't think no this one's not coming out
1:50.9	this is just for us That's actually a good attitude to have when it comes to something like a creative endeavor
1:57.6	is just do it for you only.
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