Episode 344: What If Michael Scott Bought Bitcoin

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2024

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Hooterville! That was almost the title of the episode but we already had one with “ass” in it this month and it felt like it would be a little much. Well anyway that’s a little behind the scenes action from your old friends Mike and JF. And as for the Kickstarters this week, well, they’re sure to not disappoint. Sorry this started to sound like ChatGPT a little bit, I’m watching TV and I’m kind of distracted by the bright lights and sounds and stuff like that. On today’s show we’re talking about a pen with a really really really bad name to have, a housing app with another horrible, shitty name, and some kind of fragrance thing with – you guessed it – a name from fucking hell. Didn’t occur to us during the episode that these things are so poorly named, but now having read the entire episode description, you get the benefit of hindsight. And the benefit of hearing the episode! Which you are doing, or will be doing, right now or soon.

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and Che,
0:10.0	after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up
0:14.4	so somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk yeah that's right we're still
0:18.5	doing these kids starter sucks yeah that's right we're still doing these. Such control.
0:23.0	Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up.
0:26.0	Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:29.0	Hey guys, uh, big, big fan of the show
0:36.6	such a big fan that I listen to it quite often
0:41.2	maybe too often I'm now realizing, I had a baby about 10, 11 weeks ago and today
0:48.9	he heard your voices coming from the other room as my husband was listening to your latest
0:55.2	episode and he was immediately drawn to them drawn to those voices. I am already saving for his therapy so hopefully we can we can
1:07.1	get them through but I think I might have scarred him for life and I'm worried his
1:12.0	first words are going to be calm grandma's
1:14.9	wet leg come bucket come guzzler not sure so we'll see we'll see what they are but that got me wondering what were your kids first words
1:27.3	Come come guzzler something centered around come. I'm assuming. But yeah, what were they? Share. Love you guys.
1:37.0	Hey guys, Big Van. My brother recently had a baby, well like two years a year and a half ago,
1:50.0	so she's just started to talk. So I wanted to know what you guys think would be the funniest thing to
1:57.2	teacher to say and have her run around the house yelling over and over. Thanks. Bye.
2:05.0	Hey everybody, welcome to YKS and welcome to all our new baby listeners.
2:10.0	Hello, how are you?
2:13.0	If you're listening to this, be bad, act up.
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