Episode 341: Carl’s Jr Big Thick Bacon Olive Branchburger with Cheesepology

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2024

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

Wait…I thought we just recorded an episode? But that would mean…and if he’s over there…and I’m a notoriously prickly leading man whose tangible lack of enthusiasm for nearly all his work, in combination with rumors of my rather unsavory behavior on set, would be enough to blackball me from the industry? No? Okay well good because we got another in-person 2 hour banger to get through, and I’m not going to let any kind of cyclical karmic time loop stop me! On today’s oddly familiar YKS we got shirts and apples, uncles who shoot, and oh geez, maybe a new segment at the end of the show? I sure hope we have time for it! Plus we got a bible AI app, a reality reprogrammer (just in time) and a strange vacuum cleaner you’ve probably never heard of before. Let your fingers do the talking…to the podcast app, that is, and push them to push it to download it to the phone to listen to the show! It’s a new YKS!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and
0:09.8	Shay after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up
0:14.6	so somehow here's another six peck of this type of junk yeah that's right we're still
0:18.8	doing these kick starter sucks yeah that's right we're still doing these
0:22.3	knock you swallow yep mike and jay Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these.
0:23.0	Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up.
0:26.0	Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:30.0	Suck. Suck.
0:32.0	What's up, boys? Just got out of jury duty. I was juror number 17. They brought me out of the big room with all the other people.
0:42.0	I got hundreds of people. They brought me out of the big room with all the other people,
0:42.5	we got hundreds of people, and they said
0:46.7	the trial you received to have been to Smith,
0:49.6	you go home.
0:51.4	930 on a Friday. I got a free day off feeling good have a great great day guys all the
0:58.9	about bye
1:00.3	hey everybody welcome to why gas hope you're having a nice day off or maybe you don't even have a day off
1:05.5	maybe you're just trudging along maybe you're just doing your thing Mike you know I mean
1:11.2	maybe you're you know what I mean? They're beauty. You know what I'm saying?
1:15.0	It's going to be one of those days.
1:17.0	Let's get into a gang.
1:18.0	We're not getting into it.
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