Episode 340: The Ultimate Calming Egg

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2024

⏱️ 139 minutes

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I am calm. I have my egg. I am calm. I have my egg!!! Ahhh!!!! No! I’m not calm! I put too much salt on my food by using a normal salt shaker or teaspoon, I moved and all my junk mail didn’t follow me to the new place, I can’t read 120 pages of a book in a minute, and my laundry isn’t getting clean in my air fryer. This sucks and there’s no solution – I ran out of essential oils to put on my calming egg, which has also stopped levitating slightly in its cradle. So I’m doomed. I guess the only thing that could make me feel any better is over 2 hours of wacky conversational comedy for 40 year olds. But who would be doing that in 2024 but the boys at YKS…

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and
0:09.6	Che, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up
0:14.4	so somehow here's another six peck of this type of junk yeah that's right we're still
0:18.5	doing these kickstarter sucks yeah that's right we're still doing doing these. Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up.
0:26.0	Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:29.0	Hey, Mike and Jesse. I'm not really a computer tech kind of guy.
0:38.0	So when you guys talk about like networking, I don't even really know what that means in your
0:47.0	files and your like your very complicated systems.
0:54.0	Why do you do all that?
0:56.0	It seems like you're spending a lot of time and money
0:58.8	on doing all this like computer stuff.
1:02.0	Like what are you doing with your computer that I don't do? I don't know, I just like
1:10.0	have the Wi-Fi and I go on the laptop and it works and everything works.
1:16.2	You know, I can do my taxes.
1:19.0	So, I don't know, maybe you can explain it on an upcoming episode why you have all these files and wires and expensive tech stuff.
1:30.0	I just want to learn and listen. All right, thank you.
1:37.0	Hey everybody, welcome to YKS.
1:40.0	Brought to you by a series of tangled mess of wires technology cables computers all kinds of
1:49.6	Modules and things like that Mike that do we ultimately have to have no but it's that what it's that one
1:56.5	is happy also now no no truly not truly not. Truly not.
2:03.3	And are we any better at it than almost anyone else?
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