All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

Where do we go when we want to meet sexy people?

We go to Cassidy.com.

Our choice for the best lifestyle site, the one that we

personally use because it's easy. Honestly, I don't have a lot of time, especially when it comes

to lifestyle stuff these days. I just want all the headache taken out of it and to give me

access to amazing people that I might just want to be naked with. And Cassidy is perfect

for that. And the best part is our listeners can try it free for an entire month. When you go to our website, front porch swingers.com, and click on the Cassidy banner at the bottom of the homepage. Again, that's front porch swingers.com. Click on the Cassidy banner, kick the tires, try it for yourself, and make sure it's the right lifestyle site for you like it is for us. It is that. Yes. It's interesting. Well, it's funny because we have been, I have been mostly, actually exclusively, using some other sites for lifestyle stuff. And it's been a headache. I'm learning very quickly that that's just simply not an option. Well, you're, yeah, that's because... But my first mistake was Tinder.

Well, come on. I mean, seriously? Yeah, you dumb bitch, Brenna. Like, you haven't learned your lesson. Because I did that years ago and it didn't work out then. This is what happens when you have entirely too much time on your hands because you're in recovery. And when you're horny. Yeah. And you said, yeah, I told you, it's like going to the grocery store when you're hungry.

Terrible plan.

Yes.

So you're just throwing caution to the wind.

Yeah. And you can't fuck. I told you, it's like going to the grocery store when you're hungry. Terrible plan.

Yes.

So you're just throwing caution to the wind and throwing shit up against the wall to see what's fixed.

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