All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

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You guys decide you want to do it.

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a lot of fun like we've had on Cassidy. Yes, I'm looking to have some more fun soon. Are you? Yeah. Yeah. Well, you have a date tonight. I do have a date. I'm not, now listen, do not put this in stone. I'm not saying this is gospel. There's the possibility that I might venture out as well. Really? With someone in particular?

Are you just gonna like throw it out? there's the possibility that I might venture out as well.

Really?

With someone in particular?

Are you just going to, like, throw it out?

No, I may just throw it out there.

Throw it all like this wall. See what sticks. Okay. I think you should. I mean, why not? I'm not going to be home anyway. I know. But, you know, at the same time, I'm not going to lie. part of me is like man you could get some really nice rest tonight you could put on some stupid fucking TV and just

just die

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