All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

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Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

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So I chose the genre.

I actively sought this porn out, too.

I did not like just happen upon it on one of the tube sites.

No, yeah.

I definitely searched for this dirty fucking corn. What made you search for this particular type of porn?

I have no idea.

It just popped into your head? I guess so. I mean, it was just like, oh, that would be hot to watch that.

And then I'm not even supposed to be orgasming right now. So I was basically just edging myself to this dirty-ass porn.

And then after like an hour of edging myself and re-watching the same porn three times.

It's so bad I had to watch it again.

I was like, I shut it off and I turned off my vibrator.

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