All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

Spring and summer are upon us.

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Click on the Cassidy banner, try it, and start meeting some amazing friends. We hope anyway. Well, I've been trying. On Cassidy? Yeah. Okay. I mean, I've been very busy, obviously, as you know, but I have fired it back up. I have not redone the fucking bio yet. I know I need to. Let's just say, everyone is not going to be

shocked that things have not exactly been going super well for us digitally because I think that

that is a theme for us. I think it's a theme for most people that are in the lifestyle. But yeah,

it has not exactly been peaches and rainbows with the digital shit lately. Listen, man, I know you have some single dude stuff, but couples that have reached out to me as of late, I told you. So I'm going to, I have to change my bio. I now, it's actually good that I haven't changed it because I now need to add a few more bullet points to the bio. You know, it's fucking ridiculous. So listen, let me just say this. If in your bio, particularly as a couple, nothing fucks me off more than this now. Do not put your ages as 69 and 69. If you do that. We were talking about that all the way here. I don't care who you are, what you look like. I don't give a fuck. Do not reach out to me. That drives me insane. You're not funny. You're not cute. you're not kitchy, you're not unique, you're fucking lame, I don't give a fuck, do not reach out to me. That drives me insane. You're not funny. You're not

cute. You're not kitschy. You're not unique. You're fucking lame. I don't want to see it. Yeah. If you guys aren't on the lifestyle sites, this is a very common thing where people don't want you to know their real age. I just can't. So they put in 69 to be like, oh, cheeky. You don't actually know how old we are.

And literally on the way here, I'm like, I'm tryingy. You don't actually know how old we are.

And literally on the way here, I'm like, I'm trying to think off the top of my head how many

lifestyle, like one-offs particularly, right?

Like the one-time interactions I've had ever in my life that have resulted in a 69.

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