Episode 34 – Common Nonsense

The Jonathon Brandmeier Showcast

Brandmeier Productions, Inc.

Comedy

5 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2020

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Warning: This week’s episode is not recommended for children or horses. Buzz really loves The Great on Hulu. JB talks to a psychic who talked to Joe Biden’s dogs. We examine Rudy Giuliani’s public farts. Lou Holtz has the Medal of Freedom and JB has his neck brace. Will the Tiger King be pardoned? Cher saved the world’s loneliest elephant and airlines are banning support animals (cue The Movie Man’s story). Don’t call us – unless you write chicken haikus. Joe the Love Potato remembered and supermarket pick-up lines for Buzz’s grocery obsession. Plus: discussion on the Showtime doc “Belushi” and “Shout” live by the Leisure Suits.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Testing 1-2.
0:07.0	Testing 1-2.
0:10.0	Testing 1-2.
0:12.0	Testy-testy 1-2.
0:18.0	Starting the show is always the hardest thing to do.
0:21.6	The boys are all alone in each of their homes and scared, because their engineer
0:29.6	Bill cannot be with them to hold their hands.
0:32.6	Jimmy Mack is alone.
0:35.6	Buzz is alone. And John Francis Branmeyer is alone. Bus is alone.
0:40.2	And John Francis Brandmeier is alone.
0:43.5	Let's pray that the shit show goes all right.
0:52.9	This is the most qualified man on the air to bring us good news and good cheer.
0:54.9	That we never lose him.
0:58.4	This I can pray, for he is well blessed.
1:01.5	John Brandmeier, you're the one.
1:04.8	Through the darkness, you bring the light.
1:06.1	You spread goodwill.
1:09.5	Your voice rings out loud and clear. Get your all-new limited edition Jonathan Brandmeier's shit show merchandise at brandmeyer's show.com.
1:17.6	It's a great package. What a great package.
1:20.1	Coffee mugs.
1:21.0	There were several things I liked about it, one being the coffee cup, the shape of the coffee cup and the color.
1:27.1	It says shit show on it. Yeah.
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