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The Jonathon Brandmeier Showcast

Episode 35 – One More Day for Johnny

The Jonathon Brandmeier Showcast

Brandmeier Productions, Inc.

Comedy

5843 Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2020

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

The last episode of the year is here! JB and Buzz weigh in on some headlines from the week, read your emails, and reflect on the ride that’s been The Sh*t Show. Plus: it’s a semi-holiday special with classics from the archives (toy store calls, Santa live, and Johnny’s mom Hanky), a sneak peek inside a Brandmeier Christmas party, and more. Also, “Don’t Call Us, We’ll Call You” backfires and for those asking, yes, Buzz’s Porn Emporium has survived the pandemic.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to the shit show.

0:02.0

Johnny B, motherfucker, love, stupid!

0:05.0

Welcome to the shit show.

0:07.0

Hyper Mustard, Blues Man, we gotcha, baby.

0:10.0

Welcome to the shit show.

0:16.0

So Marcia, it's almost that time of the year again and Santa Claus is going to be here.

0:20.0

Remember what happened last year when Santa came to your house?

0:23.5

He had to go to the toilet, and...

0:26.8

Oh, and she...

0:27.6

So, Marsha, let me get this straight.

0:30.0

Santa Claus came all the way from the North Pole to your house to use your toilet.

0:34.3

Yes, and I polished the toilet with, what do you call it, um, pledge.

0:42.0

Marsha, that's great.

0:44.0

I still am having a little bit of a hard time believe in that story.

0:48.3

But he just came and I didn't expect him.

0:51.3

I didn't get excited or anything.

0:53.3

Well, get excited because he's going to be here real soon,

0:56.0

and don't forget to leave some goodies out on the table for him.

0:59.0

Three cookies and some water.

1:01.1

Three cookies and some water. You've got to leave more for him than that.

1:04.6

Oh, gee, have a merry Christmas and be quiet for a chain.

1:09.4

Marsha!

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