Episode 33 – For Entertaining, Not Complaining

The Jonathon Brandmeier Showcast

Brandmeier Productions, Inc.

Comedy

5 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2020

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

JB sees an ad in the radio trades and gets his airchecks ready to go, plus puts his Misinformation Line skills to work. Mike Tyson is back and ripped, a tow truck driver refuses to help a Biden supporter, a kid busts his mom for drunk driving, and Wolfgang Van Halen pays tribute to his dad. A call to a listener with one arm and no legs should make us all stop complaining! Speaking of complaints, JB responds to comments about the live stream. Buzz wants to bring back the “sombrero of snacks.” And it’s not Thanksgiving without calls to the Butterball Turkey Hotline, scenes and stories from JB’s movie “Thanksgiving Day,” and Patti LaBelle’s sweet potato pie!

Transcript

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0:00.0	There you are.
0:15.0	There you are.
0:27.2	We're listening to the soothing sounds of Buzz Kilman, calling from his home.
0:28.7	How are you today, boss?
0:30.1	I am super, Johnny.
0:31.9	My name is not Johnny.
0:33.4	Oh, excuse me, who are you?
0:34.6	Who the hell are you?
0:36.2	Biff Largo.
0:39.9	I'm, Biff, I'm fine. I'm excellent.
0:41.9	My stage name is Virgo Turdley.
0:44.5	Well, I'll call you Mr. Turdley, but... Just Virgo would be fine.
0:46.3	Okay.
0:46.5	I see I have great respect for your broadcasting expertise, and I'm a pleasure to work with you.
0:51.2	Thank you.
0:51.8	Now let's talk to James Mack.
0:57.0	Testing, Jimmy Mac testing. He's on the mic at home. Can he hear us? I bet he's in the toilet. Do you think
1:05.8	he's in the toilet? Julian? No, I don't. I don't. Have you been in the toilet?
1:12.2	Yes, I have earlier.
1:15.1	It's fun to go to the toilet before you start talking, isn't it?
1:16.4	I like to plan ahead.
1:17.0	Me too.
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