All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

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I can't get my fuck on right now. You can't get your fuck.

Because I am post-surgery, baby.

This is my first time back on the mic since I got sliced and diced. Yeah, we recorded a couple episodes ahead of time because we knew you weren't going to be able to get in here. it's been, what, almost three weeks since you've been in this studio.

Yes.

Yeah, 15 days post right now.

We pulled up to the studio today.

I was like, I feel like I haven't been here in like almost a month.

You're like, it has been almost a month.

I'm like, since you've been in this studio. Yes. Yeah, 15 days post right now. We pulled up to the studio today.

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