All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

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I just don't have the motivation.

You know what I mean? Well, you might have the motivation when I can't fuck for two months. Yeah. We'll see what that looks like. We're talking a little bit this morning. So timeline-wise, just so you guys know, we are front-loading episodes because of my surgery. We are right now 48 hours out from your surgery.

Yes.

So as you guys know, we are front-loading episodes because of my surgery. We are right now 48 hours out from your surgery.

Yes.

So as you guys are listening to this, I will be almost like a week and a half, I guess, post-op. Yeah. But, yeah, if you want to hear all the real-time shit, you're going to need to be on our Patreon for that. Patreon.com slash front porch swingers. I'm going to be vlogging it and going through kind of all of the emotional roller coaster that I know that this surgery will absolutely be. I think it'll be just fine. I think there are going to be days when it's hard. And I want to talk about that. For sure. I think it's real. I think just showing up with like no belly pooch in these perfect little new titties and being like, oh, so great months from now is very unrealistic and not fair yeah probably you know so if i'm going to share parts of myself i need to share the bad too but i'm not going to do it on here a because i don't want to frankly and b because i you know it is it's going to be kind of vulnerable journey, and I'm only ready to share it with a few people.

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