Episode 337: Topless (w/ Eleanor Kerrigan)
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 7 March 2022
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
It's part 2 with Eleanor J. Kerrigan! Eleanor comes out with guns blazing by revealing that she hates wearing shirts. We also come up with a business plan for a red hot new service, Uber Only Fans, and Eleanor wants in! We find out what it's like to get your car worked on at the "Kerrigan Body Shop". We delve back into the Phat Tuesdays documentary series on Amazon and talk about how Katt Williams allegedly owes a friend of the show money. In the series, Eleanor tells a story about the Dice Man and says they cut the rest of the story. She gives us the full scoop. Eleanor also talks about seeing a female comic that she liked back in the day who wore see-through clothes onstage. Eleanor talks about what a happy Grandpa tipped her with for teaching his grandkid how to swim. It's VERY Philly! Speaking of Philly, Eleanor tells a story of her friends having a stealing competition when they were kids. Danish tells a story of a bit he used to do with a HUGE security guard who came in to work the Phat Tuesday shows at the Store. O'Neill tells the tale of an epic Comedy Store fight. We wrap it up by all sharing some Paul Mooney memories.
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| 0:00.0 | We're good. Okay. Welcome to the |
| 0:08.8 | We're back with Ellen or Jay Carrigan. Hey, Jay is for Joe. I still like shit. I apologize. No, you look great |
| 0:17.1 | You look way better than you did last week when we had you on |
| 0:20.3 | You look great. It's your invisible lines gone and everything |
| 0:24.3 | You look rested. How long have you had in visible line? This is my last tray |
| 0:29.0 | Your last is your abstract is that what you said when you're a waitress thing as well. This is my last |
| 0:33.5 | Trains tray |
| 0:35.8 | So this is the last tray so it'll be off March 2nd and then you're good for that and no then you have to wear like a night guard |
| 0:43.0 | Okay, and the main reason I got it I was grinding a lot back here and they said it'll help plus also my body grind it on the dance floor |
| 0:51.1 | I thought you were skateboarding |
| 0:53.1 | I'm grinding those rails my bottom teeth were very crooked |
| 0:57.1 | So that it now you're I know I shouldn't be worried about my teeth at this age |
| 1:00.9 | I should be saving for a hip, but do you think that you could go back and redo your interview on the fat |
| 1:06.7 | Tuesday documentary with your new and visual |
| 1:08.5 | Hi, hey guy, maybe they would have kept more of it in by the way |
| 1:11.7 | That's why they took it out that would be that became like a big talking point that documentary got guy Tori |
| 1:18.2 | Oh |
| 1:20.2 | Guy and Eddie Griffin had the biggest transition. I've ever seen guys teeth were pretty fucked up |
| 1:26.5 | And then he had a beautiful chopper you didn't see Eddie Griffin. Oh, how bad were that Eddie did his all-in-one sitting |
| 1:32.2 | They look like he was chewing on rocks. He was like I told yeah, he goes. I told them do it all |
| 1:36.4 | I'm not leaving motherfucker. I'll be there at nine |
| 1:40.4 | He did the whole thing |
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