Episode 338: Chain Meth
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 14 March 2022
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
We start this week's show by talking about former UFC fighter Cain Velasquez, who was recently arrested for attempted murder. After that somber MMA news, we shine a light on some positive MMA news by giving a dinosaur update that will surely make Georges St. Pierre a very, very happy boy. We also discuss a recent Instagram post GSP made. Danish shares some info about a Steven Seagal energy drink commercial someone sent him to watch. Then, it's on to an absolutely grizzly crime (not involving a grizzly bear or any other bear for that matter). Don't do meth, everyone! Don't do meth. Speaking of crime, we head off to Vegas to talk about a guy who was making some "interesting" claims to law enforcement after he was arrested. After that, we get into the story of a Chinese businessman who wants his son to grow up to be a womanizing scumbag. Tired of not hearing any Polish toy updates? Well, the wait is finally over! Today's your day, so enjoy it. Want to join the mile high club but don't like that you can't do it privately? Well, we have a sweet offer for you! There's a company that's offering that service for a price. What a time to be alive! To wrap up the show, we learn some interesting fun facts about Aaron. He surprises us week after week!
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| 0:00.0 | All right, here we go the Danish in a real podcast fun for the whole family |
| 0:10.8 | It is that's true wholesome comedy coming your way kids. That's true. That's |
| 0:17.5 | Nailed it on that. Who was that? That's the chicken bog if you listen to beach cops |
| 0:22.4 | That's chicken bog great contributor. I don't know if it's a man or a woman. I really like that's like reading rainbow |
| 0:27.8 | But for fucking filth pigs. It's a good misdirection for our corporate sponsor. Yeah. Oh right off the bat |
| 0:34.7 | Ladies and gentlemen, Ryan O'Neill myself. I will be at the Denver comedy work South headlining May |
| 0:42.1 | 26th through the 29th. Get your tickets now. It's gonna be a hell of a show. Bring you weed. Yes, Denver comedy work south |
| 0:51.4 | Denver comedy works great great club. Let's check it out if you're in the area |
| 0:55.6 | 20 May 26th through the 29th go get your tickets now before they sell out |
| 0:59.6 | You know who probably won't be there Kane Velasquez won't be at the show |
| 1:04.5 | You know, it's it's you know what? I I like what he did |
| 1:08.0 | I feel terrible though that his family is now going to suffer even more because he's you don't know what we're talking about |
| 1:13.4 | He's a former UFC champion never never in trouble really at all |
| 1:17.6 | No, I had it kept his nose clean kind of just like a |
| 1:21.2 | Grine even like in interviews just kind of a fairly humble guy good guy. It seems like everyone says a good guy family guy |
| 1:29.5 | He |
| 1:30.9 | Got a rest last last there's a last week. I woke up and I was like what the fuck was this week? It was like four days ago |
| 1:36.4 | I mean we're recording this in the past. He got arrested |
| 1:39.9 | For attempted murder. He got 10 charges and apparently as it came out |
| 1:45.2 | He they don't say who it is, but a relative of his they they their speculation. It was his daughter |
| 1:50.3 | I don't know if that's true. I think his son is the younger one so to imagine it was him, but okay |
| 1:55.2 | Went to a daycare this woman owned a daycare her son by way |
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