Episode 336: Eleanor Jr. (w/ Eleanor Kerrigan)
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 28 February 2022
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
If you guessed Eleanor is on this week's episode, then give yourself a cookie because you're right! Eleanor starts off talking about her great Grandma Eleanor. BREAKING NEWS! Eleanor reveals that she once got her mother on Roseanne Barr's talk show! Hear the story here!!!!! Spoiler: Eleanor's mom was given some gifts and one was the best gift anyone could ever receive: a trip to Branson, Missouri. Then, Eleanor blows our minds by showing us a picture of great Grandma Eleanor with her whole family. Boy, was it a sight to behold! There's more details about the family picture and Roseanne talk show appearance revealed. And then, we finally switch gears to give you all what you want - to hear about Eleanor's appearance in the Amazon docuseries, Phat Tuesdays. It's about a show that was at the Comedy Store in the late 90's/early 2000's. Eleanor was a waitress at the time, and we even worked at the Comedy Store for a little of it. Hear all about this show from people who were there! It was a wild time.
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| 0:00.0 | Intimate |
| 0:02.1 | Ketchored naked in her old mattress |
| 0:08.0 | Are we rolling? Oh, yeah, oh, we're going |
| 0:20.1 | Whoa, yeah, you split it all out of it Jesus. Yeah, hey Eleanor. So thanks for getting ready on the show |
| 0:27.2 | Hey, man, I didn't know it was gonna be this goddamn close. I look frightening |
| 0:32.0 | Look great listen is great |
| 0:33.8 | Aaron would you look here and would you have sex with her? He's married, but if he says yes |
| 0:38.2 | He's got a hall pass will the she know anyway any married man would say yes, of course |
| 0:42.7 | He's got a hall pass. That's not for you. That's I'm married. You just saw my wife |
| 0:46.3 | I did and she knows who you are |
| 0:50.6 | She knows you would say every married man is a hall pass for Eleanor care again say it's in there |
| 0:56.0 | Is there any truth in that? Hey, you said your grandmother who's like 104 years old loves glycerin is your grandma still alive? |
| 1:02.3 | No, yeah, I think she is. No, how would she be if she was still alive? |
| 1:07.8 | 92 she died was she was 92 |
| 1:11.7 | 30 years ago |
| 1:13.7 | 2005 right after yeah, you were close at 17 years. Yeah, yeah, she'd be up there god |
| 1:19.8 | Wow, she might have faked her death. Do you ever think that I hope so I got to be honest. I'll tell you what was her name |
| 1:26.0 | Eleanor was it? No, that's my name. You're Eleanor June. I am so much like her. It's uncomfortable |
| 1:33.0 | They don't usually do that with women. What? They they do this is your Jewish thing. You're |
| 1:37.8 | I don't hear a lot of people |
| 1:41.0 | I hear a lot of like oh, my mom's name is patty and I'm patty. Oh my god |
| 1:44.8 | My my little sister's lady and my mom's names. Yeah, but you and your mom 800 kids read a name |
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