All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

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It was hot.

It was really quite something.

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So I wanted to have some less than clad fun in Denver.

Yeah, not so much.

It did not work out that way.

I went into the event thinking, okay, there's the possibility for that, and obviously I saw the guest list ahead of time. It had a lot of really fucking hot men on it. So I was like, okay, this is good. We're moving in the right direction. And then like four hours before the party started, I started my period. Well, naturally. So, yeah, basically the universe was like, fuck you, Brenna. You want to have one last hurrah before your surgery? That's what you think. Laughing in my face. That was the hottest fucking crowd of people yet. It just keeps getting fucking hotter and Denver. I don't even know how that's possible. The guys this time were really, really beautiful. The women spectacular. I mean, everyone was, but I usually expect that the women are in Denver. It's like every single party, the women are always really hot. The guys are typically really good looking, but this time was like even a step up from that. Yeah, it was really impressive. Yeah. Like I said, I don't even, it's really not possible to explain. I don't understand what's in the water or what goes on there, but it's fucking crazy.

Although we had a lot of people from all over.

I mean, Virginia, Florida, Texas, South Dakota, Vegas.

Vegas.

All over.

Montana.

I think what makes the Denver events special comparatively to some other ones that we do or any

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