All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

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Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

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Okay.

I think even if we know it's going to be a gigantic train wreck.

We have to go?

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