You think you got problems? My printer broke. I don't have a printer. My printer isn't working. You think you have problems? My printer doesn't work.

My printer doesn't work. You have problems?

My printer doesn't work.

How's that for a problem? I'm feeling pretty good about your life now, aren't you?

It's like, oh man, I thought, geez, I thought I had problems, but man, my printer works.

Oh my God, your printer doesn't work? Part of me is like, why the hell do I have a printer?

Why do I say printer, printer instead of printer? I mean we all look I need a printer. I

I print things out. Like somebody orders a hat at Hank Patterson.com a

place where you could order a hat right now. I use my printer to print out the

address label thing to send it off or when I'm doing the

podcast. I know it doesn't seem like it, but I sit down and I write, I don't write the podcast, like what you're listening to right now clearly isn't written down, this isn't a script, this is just me, you know, talking to you, but regardless of that, I do take notes. I write down an outline. Here are the things that I'm going to talk about.

Or the new Patreon members or people that have supported the show on Venmo or you know I put their names

down there are things that I need printed out so that I can then you know remember

what the hell I'm talking about when when I'm doing the podcast.

I didn't write any of this down by the way.

This is just this isn't on my outline.

My outline does not start with bitching about the fact that my printer is broken

but my printer is broken and so I went to print out the notes for the podcast and

Then it's a it printed out all but the first page so the very so I don't know how that happened but the the first page is a mess

It's like ink smeared everywhere and now nothing will print and there's no and there's apparently no solution. I mean there probably is a solution get a new printer

That's the other thing about printers right they're like a nickel you go to the store. It's like, we can sell you this printer for five cents.

But the ink, that's where they get you, the ink, the paper, the ink, the

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