Okay, all right. Oh God, oh hell. Wow. I don't think I've talked out loud to a human being today.

And now I'm talking to all of you. I have not talked out loud today. I might have talked to my dog, Sam. I don't recall saying anything to Sam, but I might have said a couple of things to Sam. Morning, Sam. would you like some ham Sam? That rhymes. Okay, anyway, but I might have. I don't recall talking to my dog, but that is definitely something I would do, but I don't know that it is I don't know what the

whole time is it it's it's it's like 10 in the morning it's 10 30 a.m. I'm not sure

that I've spoken spoken to, to another human being.

Well, I know I haven't talked to another human being.

I don't even know if I've said anything out loud with my face, mouth, I, throat,

whatever, I haven't talked. Anyway, can you tell? Can you tell, are you

sitting there listening to this going, yeah, no shit you haven't said anything?

You still haven't said anything, by the way, you're rambling on and on saying

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