Episode 337 - They Wandered Off The Trail

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5 • 908 Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2021

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

This one has everything you'd ever want in a podcast - sharks, bears, smash mouth, fish pageants, food poisoning, dirt roads and some survival tips for those who are lost and refuse to admit to being lost. Turn off your brain and turn up the volume. Enjoy!

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0:00.0	All right, okay. There we go. Hold on.
0:07.0	I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got a cord. I had to move a cord.
0:11.0	Oh, man, I'm like out of breath moving a cord. I mean, man, somebody needs to get to the gym.
0:16.0	If I'm out of breath trying to move a cord. It's like, oh boy, that's a, what is that?
0:22.0	One and a half ounces?
0:24.0	I gotta move that cord.
0:25.0	Oh boy.
0:27.0	It sounds like somebody really has a, like a manual labor type of job right?
0:33.0	I gotta pull, I gotta move that cord.
0:36.2	That's a hell of a day, I had to move a cord.
0:39.2	Anyway, oh God, I had food poisoning this weekend. Am I falling apart?
0:44.0	Son of a bitch. I mean, what did I do to the universe?
0:47.0	When's the last time you had food poisoning?
0:50.0	Oh my son of a bitch that that's rough that's right I haven't had food poisoning in
0:57.7	in freaking 20 years or something I don't you know the wow, that's an experience.
1:03.6	I slept on a bathroom floor Sunday night.
1:06.5	Oh my good night.
1:09.3	Lost four and a half pounds.
1:11.0	I lost four and a half pounds.
1:12.3	I just happened to weigh myself Sunday morning
1:16.0	just because I was like oh God how bad is it it's like going it's like going to the
1:20.0	dentist oh God how bad is it going to the doctor oh god how bad is it getting on the
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