Episode 335: The Christmas Episode

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2023

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Now this is nice. It’s The Christmas Episode! Of YKS.

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and
0:09.6	Che.
0:10.6	We're still doing this stuff. They've been going for six years and haven't given it up
0:14.4	so somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk yeah that's right we're still
0:18.5	doing these kickstarter sucks yeah that's right we're still doing these
0:22.1	not control yeah Mike and Jay F Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these. We're still doing these. We're still doing this up.
0:25.0	Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	You're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:30.0	Hello, Mike, yes, the nerd is I, Crompus. Hello I guess K-K-Krombus
0:35.0	or is it me-Krombus I never know how to say that
0:39.0	anyway you've been very bad this year, so very bad.
0:44.0	This year you've listened to hundreds of hours of these two morons talk about cleaning pee up off the floor
0:51.0	and what kind of chips are good and old movies they can't really remember
0:55.1	that well. Don't try to deny it. I saw the Spotify wrapped. Those hundreds of hours could
1:01.5	have been better spent doing basically anything at all.
1:05.0	Donating to charity, getting some physical exercise, or listening to the MacElroys.
1:11.0	But no, 2023 was, statistically speaking, about the 34th or so year you squandered here on Earth, and as punishment, you'll be forced to sit down and listen to yet another two hours of this garbage.
1:26.7	I was out of birch rods.
1:29.7	Mary he missed boys and girls and try to do better next year.
1:34.0	Haha' us do a weird laugh by Doris.
1:39.0	Well, ho-ho, everybody, and welcome and welcome to Y-KS. Mike, it's Christmas morning.
1:46.4	As people are listening right now, they're saying families, get out of my way, I gotta sit down
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