Episode 334: The Alkaline Duo

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2023

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Do they know it’s almost Christmas? It’s not clear! Cause these crazy guys spend a whole episode talking about dual screen laptops, kitchen clutter, and adult toys. I hope Santa doesn’t hear!

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0:00.0	This bustling holiday season get factor and get nutritious convenient meals to keep you energized on those jam packed days
0:08.3	You're you're hustling. You're bustling. Well, it's the holiday season after all
0:12.4	Of course you're doing a little bit of both. No wonder factor is America's number one ready to eat meal delivery service
0:19.5	That's January February March April and yes all the rest as well especially December
0:26.4	Yeah, got to get factor to keep those energy levels up yet 50% off with what code I KS 50 JF at factor meals dot com slash why KS 50
0:45.0	Yeah, it's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, like you Jay
0:49.3	I'm still doing the stuff. They've been going for six years and have given it up
0:53.8	So somehow here's another six pack of this type of junk. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these
1:01.6	Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up. Yeah, that's right. Still doing your Kickstarter sucks
1:11.3	Hey boys, I'm listening to this week's episode and for the third time I'm up on about halfway through the six pack and for the third time
1:19.1	JF has brought up the number 22 million. There was something about 22 million in bezel mess. There was something else
1:28.5	That was 22 million and they talked about 22 million 19 year olds on some
1:35.2	Weird anonymous jerk off
1:37.6	Website. So I was just wondering if you could
1:41.4	Please come up with a new
1:43.7	number to use
1:46.0	Because it's getting a little old. There's 22 million business. So
1:51.3	New number, please
1:53.9	Happy birthday, by the way, but
1:56.7	Yeah, get a get a better number
2:01.1	Hey, everybody welcome to YKS. Hey, it's a week late, but thank you for the birthday wishes as you know
2:05.2	I did recently just turn
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