Episode 336: Still Writing YKS On All Our Checks

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2024

⏱️ 125 minutes

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It’s the first episode of the year! And they are all going to be exactly this good.

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and
0:09.6	Che, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up
0:14.4	so somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk yeah that's right we're still
0:18.5	doing these kickstarter sucks yeah that's right we're still doing these. Such control.
0:23.0	Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up.
0:26.0	Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:29.0	Hey guys, uh, I want you to picture this, you know, it's nightfall. You've just found out,
0:42.1	overheard a conversation with your parents that they're going to be bringing
0:45.7	one of those nighttime attack teams, the guys who bring you to those teen rehabs, they're going to be bringing you to one of those
0:57.0	teen rehabs for your bad behavior. But you've found out ahead of time, what type of booby traps are you setting? Or maybe
1:08.2	how are you going to, what's your escape plan, what's your attack plan? All right,
1:12.3	thanks.
1:13.0	Everybody, welcome to YKS. At the end of that voicemail, it kind of sounded like they were coming for him and to cut off really abruptly.
1:20.0	Yeah. I need these, I need some ideas,
1:23.8	quick idea, I need some booby-
1:25.6	If I am able to come up with a booby trap,
1:28.2	it's not gonna be one you can deploy in 10 seconds.
1:31.7	It's gonna be a whole elaborate thing. There's going to be a paint can on a
1:36.2	string. Like, I'm, it's not going to be something you're going to be very easily pull off, you know.
1:40.3	Yeah, we can't. We'd have to know more about your sitch.
1:44.0	Deep voice on that, deep voice on that teen to call in.
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