All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

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that you can play and have privacy at the same time, which is super important for most lifestylers,

not necessarily for us. We're pretty well out there, but we know for a lot of... For a lot of people, that is very, very important. And Cassidy knows that, which is why they have done so much to keep lifestyler safe. If you want to try Cassidy for yourself free for an entire month, all you have to do is go to our website, Frenchportswingers.com and click on the Cassidy banner at the bottom of the homepage. Again, that's frontboard swingers.com. Click on the Cassidy banner. Try it free. There's nothing to lose. Try it out. No. Give it a shot. So speaking of Cassidy, we have, so we have now updated all of our profiles. And when I say all of our profiles, okay, well, I guess what I should say is we're in kind of a complicated space right now.

We're in a fucked space right now.

Because we have been on certain like apps and things like that as just ourselves.

You and I each have our own Cassidy profiles and then we have a collective front porch swingers profile.

Anything that's you and I on there together, I have now changed to say we are at least open to the idea of select couples, basically. I haven't even seen it, so I need to go look. Have you updated pictures and stuff? Yeah, I've updated everything. I haven't seen any of that. I need to look. Yeah, so the profiles basically now state, we don't often play with couples, but if the right situation comes along, we would consider that. Right. Which I think is fair, right? Yeah. And so I kind of reactivated my private one, right? Which I've had turned off. Your personal. Just for you. Which I've had turned off since Podbash. So it got on there, of course, you've got 400 messages from all of the fucking events that, you know, that all that generated bullshit, some of which are ours. And then a number of couples, many of whom are, you know, coming into town, you know, that kind of thing. And I start reading through my profile because I haven't read it since I put it up, you know. And I did,

that's not true. I did make adjustments as time went on, but I never really went back and reread the whole thing. And I noticed, of course, that I have to, I have to reword this thing. Well, I would assume so, yeah. And as I started thinking about it reading, I'm like, I don't have the energy for this. Like I just, I really just can't fuck with this. I don't, I don't have

the time for this. Because it's going, I really just can't fuck with this.

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