Episode 335 - Dick on Butt Deodorant

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2022

⏱️ 143 minutes

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Summary

A gross commercial, all my favorite guys team up, some good old fashioned Satanic panic, skydiving shop teachers, #StayWoke merch, BDSM teddy bears, mandatory fun at work, getting even with a crazy woman, and the biggest Fat Watch yet; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Yeah, it's like having a deadbeat dad the way they do beer labels, like I don't care what
0:07.6	you got for me today.
0:08.6	I don't care about your name, funky hops, booger top, IP whale, IP snail, oh look, I'm a
0:15.6	snail.
0:16.6	I'm getting you wasted.
0:17.6	I'm an IP.
0:18.6	Wait, that doesn't even fit.
0:19.6	Indiana, I'm an India pale snail.
0:23.4	I may, I get you drunk slow, but I'm a snail.
0:27.1	I'm like, I don't give a shit, man.
0:28.6	I don't give a shit, dad.
0:29.6	I know you're going to be gone after this.
0:32.1	I know I'm going to come back to this happy slicker and I'm never going to see you again
0:36.5	so I don't fucking care.
0:37.5	Right.
0:38.5	I'm not attached to it at all.
0:40.0	That's not even speaking about my dad.
0:42.3	My dad's always there, but I'm saying, can't get away from him.
0:45.3	Using the young and archetypes of our time, that's what it would be akin to.
0:50.7	So if you and the audience have a father that's not there, you understand what I'm talking
0:54.9	about.
0:55.9	For me, having a conversation now, of which I don't belong in, of the two of us.
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