meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 333: The Most Important Day There Is

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2023

⏱️ 131 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

You look like a monkey…and you smell like one too! And many more!? Is this how we talk to a friend?! My god. Whatever happened to he’s a jolly good fellow. You probably can’t say that anymore. And we all know it’s because of Grok, the new woke AI! Well what else is going on. Says here Mike got his man card revoked on this one…well that’s a fine how do you do. And plus we learn all about our friend Peeping Tom! How nice! Plus, between the last NFT horse limping to the finish line, a pen that you can write on food with, and a floor mat that you can use to open your garage door, I would say that this is an episode to listen to, no doubt about it. So close your eyes, blow out the candles, and here’s your surprise…another episode of YKS!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. 

YKS Premium…that’s what I’m talking about! For more of your boys, sign up today. And listen to it!

This episode of YKS is sponsored by these fine brands:

HelloFresh - Breakfast - it’s the first meal of the day. Some say the most important. But I don’t know, I don’t know. Many people are saying it is, but we’ll see. Hellofresh certainly thinks it’s worth eating. And hell, I agree with them. I guess we all have more in common than we thought. Go to HelloFresh.com/yourkickstartersucksfree and use code yourkickstartersucksfree for FREE breakfast for life! 

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Yeah, that's right, they're still making your Kickstarter sucks.

0:08.6

Yeah, Mike and Jay, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and

0:13.2

haven't given it up.

0:14.6

So somehow here's another six pack of this type of junk.

0:17.6

Yeah, that's right.

0:18.6

We're still doing these.

0:19.6

Kickstarter sucks.

0:20.6

Yeah, that's right.

0:21.6

We're still doing these.

0:22.6

Yeah, Mike and Jay have haven't given this up.

0:26.3

Yeah, that's right.

0:27.3

We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.

0:32.3

Hey, you guys haven't used any of my voice mails in a while and I was just wondering if you're

0:37.3

bad at things or if everything's okay.

0:40.5

Like, is there, are you guys mad at me?

0:44.4

Uh, bye.

0:46.5

Hey, everybody welcome to YKS, yes, I am mad at you, Mike, are you mad at them?

0:54.4

Who was that?

0:55.4

Was that our enemy?

0:56.6

Oh, I hate our enemy.

0:59.4

Oh, I want to go get him.

1:02.1

Tell me I can go get him.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.