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🗓️ 4 December 2023
⏱️ 120 minutes
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Today I was explaining the show to someone who had not heard of it, and most of the time when I do that, I lean heavily on the “scam” aspect of the Kickstarters. It’s definitely subconscious, but I think somehow I feel like that lends a bit more legitimacy to our silly show – almost like we’re doing something in service of the public – so I can imply with a straight face that my job is kind of important. But when it comes right down to it, it’s basically a lot of VR strip clubs and electronic dogs. And Fempots. And that’s okay.
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.
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0:00.0 | Yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and Jay, have you still doing this stuff? |
0:11.5 | They've been going for six years and haven't given it up. So somehow here's another six pack of this type of junk. |
0:17.3 | Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these. |
0:19.3 | Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these. |
0:22.4 | Yeah, Mike and Jay have haven't given this up. Yeah, that's right. |
0:27.0 | We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks. |
0:32.4 | Just got my Spotify wrapped. |
0:36.0 | I'm in the top 0.5% of YTS. Listen is, because I drive around in a truck all day. |
0:43.3 | So I was able to blow through all the episodes you guys got on there. |
0:46.0 | So maybe this would say about a rough year and I've become a worse person. |
0:50.4 | So thank you for that. |
0:52.8 | Anyway, can't wait to catch up on the Patreon backlog. |
0:57.3 | Love you guys. Bye. |
0:59.5 | Everybody, welcome to YTS here at the end of the year. |
1:01.8 | We're getting our notifications from our favorite apps and they're telling us |
1:06.6 | exactly how brain poisoned crazy like irony like not so that we went this whole year. |
1:15.2 | Mike and a lot of our listeners are getting some pretty high marks. |
1:18.4 | They would tell you whether you're a good boy or a girl at the end of the year. |
1:26.8 | But the Santa Claus would tell you nowadays these apps |
1:32.4 | said even Santa Claus himself was out of a job. |
1:35.7 | The apps finally put Santa Claus out of business by if I'm tracking your thought process here. |
1:43.7 | Correctly. |
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