Episode 332: Hey D-Nose
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 31 January 2022
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
Danish opens it up talking about a local police mystery that he can't figure out. After that, he talks about a few interesting things he saw on a recent family trip to the zoo. Moving on from there, there's a great "Brian Holtzman on the road" update. Hear what Holtzman was up to in Vegas with Eleanor Kerrigan. O'Neill talks about some random MMA spectator trying the badass Don Frye at a recent UFC event. Then, it's on to some Dog the Bounty Hunter news! Well, more Dog the Bounty Hunter's adopted daughter news. We go from that into the story of a man whose nose was ruining his life. But then, there was a chance meeting with a plastic surgeon, and the rest was history! We finish up with an allegation made about Drake that is outlandish but possible. It inolves hot sauce.
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, we're in and we're out analytics be damned analytics showed nobody wants to hear |
| 0:14.8 | the theme song no if you want to hear it and you're just an audio listener you can sing |
| 0:19.4 | it or you can listen to an old show and then come back to this one yeah start go back |
| 0:24.3 | give yourself a solid minute sing it then jump right in at the fucking end we got |
| 0:29.3 | 300 and something episodes a full-length theme songs we're saying you know what |
| 0:33.2 | it's holding us back full-length theme songs the analytics tell us that |
| 0:37.5 | if you're out there listening the hot hot peppers of the world and you know the musicians |
| 0:41.3 | you want to make us a nice five to ten second jingle we'll take them it crams in a lot of power |
| 0:47.6 | all that the division of Neil podcast and compasses yeah it's what we're looking for |
| 0:54.3 | our assignment I know I have another assignment for people listening to the show |
| 0:58.4 | does anybody well-versed in deep fakes yes we need help I went to Aaron the guy everybody calls |
| 1:05.9 | the magician of the internet yeah he told us he didn't know he fake we didn't just say that |
| 1:10.1 | he said go fuck yourself he deep-faked us and was like I've never heard of that yeah so I if anybody |
| 1:15.1 | knows how to because we know two MMA legends yeah that are trying to start a podcast ESP and Nick |
| 1:21.6 | Diaz are in talks they've agreed to do it we just need a little help production wise to |
| 1:28.1 | help them do it so please if you know how to do it hit us up only the well-versed yeah only the |
| 1:34.1 | well-versed don't give me any of your bullshit don't pull an errand on me yeah don't errand us say |
| 1:39.9 | I know exactly what how to do it and then hey Aaron I can't get a hold of you for three weeks |
| 1:44.4 | I got a mystery that by the way that didn't happen Aaron four weeks yes six weeks I got a mystery |
| 1:50.3 | that's been plaguing me lately what happened so I live I take a highway today I saw it took a |
| 1:57.2 | to get here there's I take a highway it's a mystery like 40 miles it's hard but I so that there's |
| 2:04.1 | a highway it that you get to the split where it goes to one highway than another so I get off |
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