Episode 333: Leather Crotch (w/ Earl Skakel)
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 7 February 2022
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
It's finally the return of THE one and only Early "the Daddy-man" Skakel! He came prepared with wrestling figures "in case we got bored". He also brought a mask. Earl talks about his leather pants, and a newly clad leather pants wearing comic he's heard rumors about. Earl details how he goes about buying his leather pants (he's a VIP!). He also talks about his hero, Sting (the wrestler, not the singer). When the guys hear about something Earl yelled at a former wrestler in a mall, they accuse him of being a hypocrite for not likeing when people say "mamamamamama!" to him. BREAKING NEWS: Big Earl is no longer pumping iron. He's now doing hot yoga. Hear about what went on during his recent class. Also, find out what two rockstars Earl thinks he's a cross between when it comes to apparel. And, he (once again) declares his love for Miami Vice, so Danish and O'Neill try to see how he'll do with some Vice trivia. We wrap it up with Earl telling an impressive story of how he once stopped a robbery at a Subway. Mamamamamama! HEEEEEEELLO! Peeeeeeow!
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| 0:00.0 | All right, here we go |
| 0:08.5 | Yeah, we're joined here in the studio by a mystery guest. Oh, who could it be? Who's your guest? Can you please speak it to the mic? |
| 0:18.0 | Hello there |
| 0:19.5 | They didn't they didn't tell us who it was. They just said we had to have this guy on |
| 0:24.2 | Yeah, well they were gonna fire us and he said he's gonna do comedy secrets revealed |
| 0:28.7 | Under a hidden identity. It's why I can't show his face. Yes, I'm going to name all these statutory rapists and pedophiles |
| 0:37.6 | In LA comedy, so this is gonna be about a seven-hour podcast |
| 0:42.2 | But I'm the bad guy my spots go down |
| 0:46.0 | Not a great business. This is why do you think your spots went down mr. Eman? |
| 0:51.6 | Well, you know, I'm a voice of the voiceless. I speak for the unspoken |
| 0:58.7 | Oh |
| 1:05.9 | We had no clue who you were I saw the physique and I was like whoever this is fucking rip I go this guy has the body of a 20-year-old |
| 1:12.4 | Then you took a mask off and I got out some 65-year-old Earl's giggle |
| 1:16.6 | Dude, I was making fun of sting the other day and my body's like Earl |
| 1:19.9 | You know you're only like seven years younger than him. I'm like, okay, cuz he did a hurricane run off the stage |
| 1:25.3 | Dude, it was pretty impressive. How old is he now? He's like 62 |
| 1:29.4 | Crazy that the average age of wrestlers now has gone up drastically with these broccoli, isn't he's not that old isn't that how age works |
| 1:37.6 | It's just go to Ric Flair. Did you see his interview recently? He said he wants to die in the ring |
| 1:42.1 | He's like WWE won't clear me, but I would rather die in the ring and then go into a hospital or like a hospice |
| 1:48.1 | I that's what I want to see 70 72 |
| 1:51.1 | God damn how did he live this long? He's broke divorced fifth time they weren't legally married him in this woman |
| 1:58.1 | But they're done so it's like a flair single if you're out there. I told Eleanor jump on that dude former Eleanor former pro wrestler |
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