Episode 331: Camel Balls

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Danish starts the ep off by talking about a hot "viral salad" he heard about on the radio. And, he asks the super important question: who the hell is still calling in and requesting songs on the radio? After that, there's something else that's really important: an update from last week's show about the GREAT NBA player, Bol Bol. Also, here about the Hollywood restaurant, Horses. "Tell me about those horses...you're a horser." O'Neill expresses his hatred of all things Olympics, and there's sad skiing news. We stumble upon some Jeopardy! (why is there an exclammation after that?) talk. O'Neill throws out an interesting hypothetical and wants to know what it would take to get his buzzer shut down. We then move on from that and discuss a HOT new trend that's sweeping through the world of social media (it involves birds of prey!). Danish talks about bird shows and then Fabio comes up organically. After that, we talk about one woman's harrowing experience during a marathon. Then, it's time for a tale as old as time: a woman almost gets crushed to death by a roadside attraction camel at a rest stop. Just your every day occurrence. We end by talking about the greatest memorial man in the biz: Brian Holtzman.

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0:00.0	All right
0:30.0	That's us. Yes. We're back in the ATC studio. That's right. If you are listening, well, fire up your computer
0:52.5	because we're also on video motherfuckers go to the Danish no Neil YouTube page. Watch it live.
0:59.2	You can still if you still want to you know just go audio that's your choice but if you want to go
1:03.8	video if you want to be a dork and just listen. We I'm waiting for the sponsorship deals to roll in. I
1:09.8	just saw on Twitter man said he bought the banana the slut what is it the bananas Savannah bananas
1:16.8	he bought a shirt yeah and then somebody asked me what hat I had on they wanted to buy the hat.
1:21.9	We're selling one hat in one shirt so I think the deal is just gonna flow in. Some guy asked me
1:26.9	what type of underwear I was wearing. He's like you look super comfortable looks like those
1:31.0	nards were well-cradled and I said you know what I'll give you my underwear. That's three
1:36.1	pieces of merch. You're welcome Savannah bananas. You're welcome 47 brand hats and you're welcome
1:42.4	whatever wait why are you shouting? There's money. Well they gotta don't go there. You know what happens
1:48.7	when you buy something from the Savannah bananas. What are they? What are they? They personally call
1:52.4	you to say thank you. No they don't. No is it pre-recorded or is it a real human being? It was a
1:58.1	really human being. Is it the banana? He's like hey Aaron it's banana man. You're talking to a real
2:03.5	banana. What are you wearing? I got my peel. I'm jerking off on the phone right now talking to you
2:10.4	Aaron that's how horny you make me. So you put your number in is there like a don't call me
2:14.9	features. They're like we're calling you regardless. Do they call you at like 4 a.m.? No. What they say
2:20.7	just like hey Aaron thank you. Yeah hey thanks for being a supporter. I mean like thank you. How
2:25.8	long do the comments are like what are you doing? Can you ask them questions? I'm sure I could have.
2:30.5	Wait you just said okay you're welcome and that was it. I think yeah I think so. Oh dude I
2:35.7	would have kept on the phone for like two hours. Did you like the job there? What are the benefits
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