Episode 331: Free Apples and Dogwater

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2023

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Well it’s Cyber Monday and you know what that means…"every product from every retailer, service, marketplace, subscription platform, independent seller, and payment processor come in with everything for a HUGE sale"! Actually I think we forgot it was Cyber Monday when we recorded this. But still, we managed to discuss a good number of products, including: another cringey party game about getting canceled, a device that will keep your basketball from breaking off the inflation needle and having it rattle around inside the ball, and an actually pretty cool cyber diaper that both hosts wear while recording the episode. One of those is fake but the others are real, and if you want to know which is which, ask David Spade!

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0:00.0	Gobble gobble gobble and ho ho ho this holiday season get factor and get nutritious
0:07.2	convenient meals to keep you energized on those jam packed days or jelly filled days
0:14.3	or a stuffing crammed days they're all coming up and there's so much to do why waste it
0:22.6	in the kitchen folks no wonder factor is America's number one ready to eat meal deliveries
0:29.9	service I gotta try it out Mike how do I do it it 50% off factor with code yks50 at factor
0:38.2	meals dot com slash yks50 gobble gobble gobble
0:46.4	yeah it's right they're still making your Kickstarter sucks yeah Mike and Jay have
0:57.2	you're still doing the stuff they've been going for six years and having given it up
1:01.4	so somehow here's another six pack of this type of junk yeah that's right we're still
1:05.6	doing these Kickstarter sucks yeah that's right we're still doing these yeah Mike and
1:11.1	jl haven't given this up that's right still doing your Kickstarter sucks hey guys I want one of
1:20.5	you to follow my instructions doesn't matter let's dig DB DB I want you to say roast really fast
1:32.1	10 times like pot roast go all right spell roast 10 times really fast go I don't know I'm supposed to be
1:44.2	doing it now I'll go STR OSD or a coaster wrong red
1:53.5	everybody why can't I was like you failed the test buddy I even know there was a test going on
1:58.5	why are you gonna pay it I could put you know I would have fucking nailed it if I would have
2:02.1	known no you would have failed it no you would have failed it no you would have failed the test you
2:07.9	know I always I always did good on tests I just didn't like to do homework classic
2:14.3	guy thing to say did you what so well so if you replay you replay those kind of those kind of
2:23.4	things where you go okay name uh yes it gets a cut guess I'm trying to think of what they're called
2:29.3	guess I'm up trip trip ups guess trip up guess I'm up trip trip up up trip games
2:37.6	yeah 14 road trip games adults will actually enjoy oh that sounds like fun actually forget
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