To be totally honest, though, I don't love taking

your pants off his heart, you're so short,

not to bend so far over to get them off of your feet.

Hello and welcome to the Pillow Talks podcast.

We're your host, Vanessa.

And Zander Marin.

I'm a sex therapist with over 20 years of experience.

And I'm just a regular dude.

We share the ups and downs in our relationship

while giving you step-by-step techniques for improving yours.

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full of totally doable sex tips, practical relationship advice,

hilarious and honest stories of what really

goes on behind closed bedroom doors and so much more.

It's the sex education you wish you'd had.

Today, we have a different kind of episode for you.

Normally, we have a specific topic picked out.

We have a bunch of bullet points that we want to cover.

But we decided to kind of go off script today.

Oh boy, what's going to happen?

Nobody knows, literally nobody knows.

Will we ever release this episode?

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