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Spilled Milk

Episode 33: Parsnips

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Arts, Food, Comedy

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2011

⏱️ 13 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm Matthew and I'm Molly and this is spilled milk the show where we cook something

0:10.2

delicious eat it all and you can't have it.

0:13.0

Today we are talking about parsnips.

0:15.6

One of my favorite winter vegetables,

0:17.2

and one that really gets too little respect.

0:19.6

It really does.

0:20.8

I mean, its name is even a little silly. I mean, its name is, its name is even a little silly. I mean, it's just, yeah, it's

0:26.6

disadvantaged from the very beginning. Nobody, nobody says I'm going to go out and pound a bunch

0:30.0

of parsnips. Yeah, nobody says that. Except for me because I love them. We just

0:34.9

pounded a bunch of parsnips actually. Yeah. It was actually a pound of parsnips.

0:38.3

Really? Wow, we pounded a pound of parsnips. Pick a peckled parsnips. Okay, so what is a parsnip? Is it like, is it related to the

0:47.4

carrot? Is it a white carrot? Well, it is related to the carrot, right? It's a

0:51.1

root vegetable. Yeah. But it's not a white carrot, even though you can get white

0:55.8

carrots. It's sweeter than carrots. How is it different? Well, the funny thing is I have had the experience more than once and

1:05.2

it's very embarrassing that I will go to the stand at the farmers market and say I'll

1:09.4

take some of these parsnips and they'll say actually those are carrots have you ever as

1:14.4

this ever happened to you wow I don't even I don't know how you can even talk about

1:17.8

this there's so much shame in fall I know wow this is that must could you sleep

1:22.3

that night I wouldn't have been able to sleep no

1:24.2

I have I have not gone back to the farmers market since then this was seven years

1:27.9

ago well not really no but really so is this just another root vegetable?

1:34.0

It just happens to look like a carrot?

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