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Spilled Milk

Episode 32: Spouseless Eating

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Arts, Food, Comedy

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2011

⏱️ 15 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm Matthew and I'm Molly and this is spilled milk the show where we cook something

0:09.5

delicious eat it all and you can't have any. Today we are talking about spousless eating.

0:16.0

And I have to say I had this like on my shared calendar that my wife Laura you can see

0:21.0

and all through the week she kept telling me how

0:24.0

kind of scary she found it when she would pull up the calendar and see that it's

0:27.1

his spouseless eating as if I was planning some sort of double indemnity murder.

0:30.9

It's a weird phrase. Maybe we should break it down what do we mean by

0:34.8

spouseless eating it's the stuff you eat or cook when your spouse isn't going to be

0:40.3

around to eat with you yeah okay all right this is this is going to be a to eat with you. Yeah, okay.

0:42.9

All right.

0:43.9

This is going to be a great one I can tell.

0:45.8

I hear that you interviewed Brandon and asked him what he thinks you eat.

0:50.1

Yes.

0:51.1

Interview is a bit of a formal. It's a little too formal for what happened.

0:55.0

You weren't carrying one of those microphones like the news station box on it.

0:59.0

And you know, I may slightly distort his words. So, you know, this so just me paraphrasing.

1:05.0

So here's what I did.

1:07.0

I made a little list just quickly 10 seconds of what I thought Brandon ate when I wasn't around.

1:14.0

Oh, I see.

1:15.0

And then I asked him what he actually does eat.

1:18.0

And it was interesting.

1:19.0

I mean, you know, nothing was scandalous, but it was interesting to see the ways in which we diverged.

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