Episode 32 – The Twilight Zone

The Jonathon Brandmeier Showcast

Brandmeier Productions, Inc.

Comedy

5 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2020

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Topics include moving to the Ozarks for 10 grand, drunk Chicago White Sox manager Tony La Russa, and more. We call a guy who knows a guy to find him a job and wish the world’s oldest midget a happy birthday. The Good Outdoorsman Eddie Abler talks to a woman who fought a deer with her bare hands. And from The Brandmeier Archives: “Jeopardy!” host Alex Trebek in studio busts Johnny B.’s balls.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Are your motherfucker's ready to go or what?
0:03.1	Yeah.
0:03.9	How about that fucking buzz?
0:06.1	I'm ready, Billy.
0:07.9	Yeah, I don't think J.B. is, man.
0:09.7	I think J.B. is suffering from some kind of bullshit.
0:13.4	Are we all?
0:15.3	Yeah, maybe. Maybe we are, man.
0:17.3	But no one knows the trials and tribulations of a bed bug like i do you try to be in this
0:22.6	small living in this shit-ass world that i'm living in man can't even can't even imagine can't even
0:28.6	imagine course you can't you dumb ass i mean man hotelers are closing up things are going down
0:36.7	nobody's coming to visit so so I can't eat.
0:39.7	Can't. People don't sleep.
0:41.2	I can't eat. Get it? Bedbug.
0:43.1	Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite.
0:45.0	Get it?
0:45.7	Got it.
0:46.1	Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite.
0:48.7	But guess what? If you ain't sleeping, how am I going to get at you?
0:53.3	Dumbass, Buzz?
0:56.1	Get up in your skanky hole, one of these days, men.
0:59.3	I'm going to chew you like croak.
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