Episode 328: T-Shirt TV

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2023

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

You are not going to believe some of the Kickstarters we dredged up this week. An umbrella that moves around for you?? A social network for dogs?? An ad for the woods?? If you believe all that you would believe what we dredged up this week because that’s what it is. And like 3 other things. And somehow it takes like 2 hours to do all that. Insane. What is going with these guys?? I’m worried sick!

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0:00.0	Yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and Jay, have you still doing this stuff?
0:11.5	They've been going for six years and haven't given it up. So somehow here's another six pack of this type of junk.
0:17.3	Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these.
0:19.3	Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these.
0:22.3	Yeah, Mike and Jay have haven't given this up. Yeah, that's right.
0:26.9	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:29.9	Hey, Kell Bois. So you mentioned in the last episode you wanted to know what everybody, what movie monsters your listeners could survive.
0:40.9	I think I could survive an attack from the little doll Chuckie that an 18 inch doll. I think I would just climb a flight of stairs or getting a car.
0:55.9	Honestly, even just go into a different room and close the door.
1:00.9	It's got locked as twice as good. I don't think I'm going to have any issue defeating the doll Chuckie.
1:07.9	Hey, everybody. It's sorry. I was going to I thought I thought at the end of the voicemail would be like, we love the show. Love you guys. You guys are great. You guys are number one. You guys are the best. I don't know. I just expected to caught me off guard. I thought that was going to be the end of.
1:19.9	There wasn't more to it. No, that was it. That was the end. That's all that there was to it. Yeah, there wasn't like I love you. You guys are number one.
1:28.9	I don't know. I don't know if I can do the show because I feel weird. Yeah, I feel like a weird that nobody's congratulating me right out of gate for doing nothing.
1:36.9	I know that's exactly that's what I came to like about the voicemails is that we just like a free little bonus bit of HP. They got dropped in my bucket.
1:44.9	And I didn't have to do anything for it. Geez Louise. Okay. Well, let's see, and normal our intros are so tight and put together that it feels now it's going to.
1:52.9	This is thrown the entire show off that people are going to notice now. I'm going to say this is the weird episode.
1:58.9	Well, I hope it's not. But if it is, it's that callers fault. If it's if it if this is a weird episode, it's their fault.
2:06.9	You think you could survive Chuckie, okay? Right, but right for out about his superpower, which is kind of turning back into a doll.
2:16.9	So you think he's just a doll. Okay. Right. Yeah. So you think because eventually you end up in the place where the Chuckie dolls are manufactured.
2:26.9	And you have to figure out which one of them is the demon possessed one. And that really throw you for I would personally just leave the store.
2:32.9	I think it's like if you're being chased by him. Yeah. And then you look behind you and he's just laying on the ground. You're like, oh, I guess he's just a doll after all.
2:41.9	Right. Then bam. But your knife. Is that his only weapon he ever uses the butcher knife?
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