Episode 327: Rock Horns Up

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2023

⏱️ 132 minutes

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Did somebody say…McLnald’s? I did, when I went into the drive thru…and that’s exactly what I got! On today’s show we are putting our rock horns up and making the piss face while we slide a towel over our Jeep seats. Plus we try to figure out how to cook ramen, whether European guys can be funny, and how cops like to party!! So grab a dog bowl and start slurpin...it’s an all-new YKS!

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We all love our phones! And we love YKS Premium! We’ve just wrapped up an all-bangers Miketober with two episodes featuring some of our favorite crazy pairs: First, Tom and Demi from BigSoftTitty.PNG joined for Event Horizon, and after that, the Doughboys, Nick and Mitch, hopped on for a review of The Gate! Now there’s four freaks I wouldn’t wanna meet up with in a dark alley! But you can, at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks!

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0:00.0	Yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and Jay, I'm still doing this stuff.
0:11.5	They've been going for six years and haven't given it up. So somehow here's another six pack of this type of junk.
0:17.3	Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these.
0:19.3	Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these.
0:22.4	Yeah, Mike and Jay have haven't given this up. Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:32.4	Hey, one year is going to store it with clothes and there's mannequins. Do you think that you want to talk to mannequins?
0:42.3	Or you just look at them and not want to talk to them?
0:45.4	But like if they have pictures, you go, God, I wish I could talk to that mannequin.
0:50.6	Hey, everybody welcome to YKS. Mike, this is a great question. When you go into a store with clothes,
0:57.0	do you want to fuck the mannequin with big boobs?
1:00.3	Just push back on it. It's not a great question.
1:06.2	But I will answer it because we're bound to buy the
1:09.3	yep, podcasters oath. That's right.
1:14.6	Yes, of course. Yeah, you do start to look at that mannequin and you go, God, I wish that mannequin
1:20.2	would come to life. Yeah. How realistic are we talking here, seeing the hips and the breasts on
1:28.9	this thing? Have you seen now this is true? Have you seen now they're starting to put nipples on
1:34.6	these mannequins? Have you seen this? Yeah, it makes me think, what else they put on there?
1:39.4	Yeah, seriously. Jack it off five feet into the store.
1:42.8	You got even got to the back yet.
1:49.0	Yeah, you know, the thing about guys is, you know, in the old days, you'd have the old man,
1:53.5	he'd be sitting out on the bench waiting for the misses in the department store, right?
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