Episode 329: The Beatles New Song

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2023

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Let’s make this one quick, Chrome wants to update itself for the 19th time this week and I need to relaunch it and lose all my tabs. Oh it doesn’t lose all your tabs they should just open right back up or they’re in your history…blah blah blah…who cares! I FEEL like I’m going to lose all my tabs. And my feelings don’t care about facts. Now let’s discuss Today’s Topics. On this week’s ep, we’ve got a meat cube, a book light, and a lollipop. Sound lackluster? Well, I’ve cleverly left out some key details of those projects that might just get you clicking on the play button. That’s my secret. I want you to click play! And that was Today’s Topics. Enjoy the show.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and Jay, have you still doing this stuff?
0:11.5	They've been going for six years and haven't given it up. So somehow here's another six pack of this type of junk.
0:17.3	Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these.
0:22.4	Yeah, Mike and Jay have haven't given this stuff. Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:31.6	Hey boys. Um, better than Jay is coming up. Um, people at my company making the big deal that we have a day off.
0:41.2	And people are even taking the time to say, like, oh, this is what I'm going to be doing to kind of honor the troops.
0:50.4	I was wondering if you had any recommendations for things I can do to do a little troop stocking.
0:57.0	Got to set the troops on the spot on their special day.
1:01.5	Thank you for the show. Hey, everybody, what's going to work? Yes, Mike.
1:05.9	It looks like I'm looking at the calendar here. I'm actually not. When is it? I'm sorry.
1:09.6	I don't know when it is. Can you just tell me when it's happening when the thing is happening that I'm talking about?
1:13.8	When veterans days? Yeah, is it about to happen or is it happening?
1:17.6	I don't know. It's November 11th, 2023 Saturday. Oh, I'm sorry. You don't know that.
1:23.5	You mean it was? It was November 11, 2023. It's respectful, bro.
1:29.9	Is that what you said that it already was that for our country, bro?
1:33.8	Okay. Well, I don't know. I'm just, I'm not, I'm not aware of what it is.
1:38.3	But I think if you're talking about how do you, how do you suck it?
1:40.8	First of all, I'll come to YKS. Did I say that?
1:43.4	Don't know. Not sure how to suck a troop.
1:46.4	That's my friend, Mike, who's talking right now. I'm JF.
1:50.3	We're talking about sucking the troops.
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