Episode 325: Gerrit Cole May Need a Shrink, Joey Gallo Needs God - Yankees Fail to Sweep Detroit
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 21 April 2022
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
The Yankees won the series against Detroit, but it definitely wasn't a victory to feel good about. Gerrit Cole failed miserably once again, this time having the worst start of his career, lasting only 1.2 innings after loading the bases walking the bottom of the Tigers' order. Something is mentally wrong with Cole and we think the only solution is for him to come on the pod and have a group therapy session with us. Joey Gallo continues to be an absolute disaster at the plate, seriously making Yankee fans wonder if he should just be cut from the team. The final game of the series saw the internet blow up at Aaron Boone's decision to intentionally walk Miguel Cabrera despite him being one hit away from 3,000. If you're mad at the Yankees intentionally walking Miggy, despite it CLEARLY being the correct play, you can go pound sand. Finally, we discuss the reemergence of guys like DJ and Sevy, and how good it is to see them play consistently. Outro song: Sunny Skies (via APM Music Library)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:31.0 | Back at the wall, the Yankees are hiding again. |
| 0:36.0 | Get a cheater and just final game with a walkoff single. |
| 0:41.0 | Get a cheater with Mercy because reality did you have any debt? |
| 0:47.0 | Now the fly ball keeps the left, it's on its way. |
| 0:50.0 | There it goes, and the Yankees are going to the world's limit. |
| 0:55.0 | Alright, here comes the chance. |
| 1:00.0 | It is Labor Day, and he is the Labor of the Month. |
| 1:07.0 | Fall game over, Yankees win! |
| 1:11.0 | The Yankees win! |
| 1:16.0 | Oh, what's up? What's happened? Welcome to another edition of the short porch presented by Barsal Sports. |
| 1:25.0 | I am your host, Hops. On the other side of the laptop in his apartment in Jersey City, Marty Marsh. |
| 1:33.0 | Tommy is doing a tournament at Barsalore now, unavailable. |
| 1:38.0 | Unfortunately, I do feel like he would have had some good takes, although I don't think he really could have watched today. |
| 1:44.0 | Yeah, at the end of the day, he can miss one. I don't know if me and you, Marty, have ever done maybe one. |
| 1:50.0 | Maybe one, but we'll see where this goes. |
| 1:54.0 | I think we're going to have very similar takes with stuff. |
| 1:57.0 | Noah is on the ones and twos. The Yankees just again have fucked up on the opportunity to sweep a bad baseball team. |
| 2:05.0 | Now you want to say the Yankees are a bad baseball team themselves. Sure, they've been shown up three times in 13 games, which they've never done. |
| 2:11.0 | They haven't done since 1912. |
| 2:16.0 | And how about that's that where they weren't called the Yankees back though, or the Highlanders. |
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